mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
someone pls 

god

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

What is Taylor doing with her body?

why is lorde yodeling?

Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

someone pls 

god

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vincisomething:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys

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I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

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I just got a goodbye letter from Stitches…He left without telling me :’(

melanijann:

fallalbomb:

PLEASE WATCH THIS

Then read this and possibly sign this.

My tribe isn’t federally recognized, so we’re basically invisible to the government (you can read about that here). This dam raise is a super huge threat to our culture; stopping it from happening is really important.

IF YOU CAN’T SIGN THE PETITION, PLEASE AT LEAST REBLOG THIS POST. IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME AND MY PEOPLE. LIKE, PLEASE.

This is unforgivable. These people have already had most of their land flooded and stolen from them, and now we want to take more. I know a lot of people are afraid of water shortages in California right now, but this dam will not help. Dams don’t create water, they just store it, and they store it in a way that can actually cause water to be lost due to evaporation. We have no right to take these people’s homes and history and culture. We didn’t have the right in the first place. There is nothing okay about this.

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heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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